Saturday 29 September 2012

KING CHEDDAR 1 ....

                   KING CHEDDAR’S … LAWS OF … ASSOCIATION/RELATIONSHIP



*KING CHEDDAR’S … SEX ORIENTATION … IS STRAIGHT …


*KING CHEDDAR … PREFERS … LESBIANS …


*IN AFRICAN/NIGERIAN CONTEXT … D GIRLS … 
I CAN’T HAVE SEX WITH …
COULD BE LIKENED … 
TO OSUES/OSUS …


*YEAH !  … I KNOW … D GIRLS … SHIT … BUT …
I  DON … DO NOT … NEVER … WANT TO SMELL … 
THEIR SHIT/MESS … OR … WASTE PRODUCTS …
NEVER …
YAH’LL NOTE DAT …


*GIRLS … I ASSOCIATE WITH … MUST NOT BE DIRTY/UNKEMPT …
IN PUBLIC …


*GIRLS … I ASSOCIATE WITH … MUST NOT ROB/STEAL …
IN PUBLIC …


* GIRLS … I ASSOCIATE WITH … WILL ONLY TAKE DRUGS …
I APPROVE OF …

* GIRLS … I ASSOCIATE WITH … MUST BE … BUSINESS ORIENTED …


*FAKE/SELF ACCLAIMED … WIVES/GIRLFRIENDS/BIZ PARTNERS …
ARE UNLAWFULLY … USING ME …  TO GET FAME …
THEIR COMMENTS … ARE NOT ACCREDITED BY ME …
AT ALL … AT ALL …


*I HAVE … ALWAYS BEEN TOUGH/STERN …
WITH MY MODES OF OPERATION …
AS EVER …  & … STILL REMAIN CALM … & … COLLECTED …
 BUT … IF U OFFEND/DISTURB ME …
I  REACT … NOT A BOY …
PREGNANCY … ?
YEAH !


*U MUST NOT … LISTEN TO ANY OTHER OPINION …
IN PLACE OF MINE …
COS … WHEN HE THREATENS UM/THEM … ?
THEY WON’T CALL HIM WEAK 
THEY WILL SAY MAD …
SO … DO NOT LISTEN … TO ANY OTHER OPINION …
OVER MINE 
YEAH !


*D CHAIRMAN … ME … CAN ALSO … RAISE MONEY …
FOR HIS BUSINESS … ANYHOW HE WANTS … LEGALLY …
AI … YEAH !



*UR/YOUR … EVIL PRAYERS/DOS …  IS NOT …
ALLOWED …
U ALL … SHOULD GROW UP /UPGRADE UR THOUGHTS …
AI … YEAH !


*ANY  … UNWANTED PERSONS/INTRUDER …
SHALL BE TREATED … LIKE AN ARMED ROBBER …


*KING CHEDDAR … IS AN INDIVIDUAL …
SUPPOSED/ALLEGED/DISTANT/LOST … RELATIVES … 
STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS …
AI … YEAH !
































*YEAH !  ... I RAP BETTER ... THAN D AMERICANS ...


*HAVE  ALOT OF MONEY UNPAID ... 
AS AN INTELLECTUAL ...


*PLUS MY E-BOOK ... WROTE BY ME ...
IN 2008 ...
THE BOOK OF LIFE ...  MEANT FOR SALE ...
WAS DOWNLOADED ...
FREE OF CHARGE ... OVERSEAS ...


*IF  ... DAT'S D MADNESS ...
 I SAY TO UM ...
THEY ARE ALL ILLITERATES ...

YEAH ! 

I WON/OWN MY BIZ ...






Thursday 27 September 2012

CHEDDAR LINCOLN ... PUBLIC REPORTS RELAY MANAGER ...



PUBLICIST NEEDED ....

HURRY UP .... ! ! ! ! 

ONLY  .... 1 TEST ..... U MUST PASS ...

SEND YOUR DETAILS TO ... ON HERE  ... 

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CONTACT US ...

OR TO ...

kingcheddar1@gmail.com   or okcfedex@live.com ....  

or ... http://ok-c.webs.com/contactus.htm

It's Gonna Be A Sign On Fee .... 4  ... 1 Yr ....

Monday 24 September 2012

OKERE CHEDDAR STILL ... REPLIES/COMMENTS ... FOR NEW FANS ... & ... COMPETITORS ...


OH !  SO … THEY WERE THINKING …
IF I HAD GONE TO … D U.S.  … TO LOOK FOR AMAZON/CREATESPACE …
DAT’S HOW … THEY WILL BE TURNING ME AROUND … ?
NAH !
APART FROM … HOOKING UP … WITH MY ONLINE MODELS/FRIENDS …
PUBLIC FIGURES … ?
I WILL JUST  … CALL  THEIR PHONE NO. …
DAT’S ALL …
YEAH !
HISS !  … YAH  NIGGAS MEN !






*LOOK !  … APART FROM AMAZON’S …
THERE WAS … NO … PHONE NO. …
ONLY E-MAIL 
VIA UR MEMBER ACCOUNT …
SO … AS WE PROGRESSED … THEY PROVIDED A PHONE NO. …
THEN … YES !  … FOR DAT VISA FORM TOO …
HISS ! 
YAH NIGGAS MUST BE CRAZY MEN !
THINKING SOMEBODY ELSE …
CAN STAND IN FOR ME … UNLAWFULLY … OR …
BE MY IMPOSTOR …
HA  !  HA !  HA !

*IT IS NOT JUST … BEING EXECUTIVE PRODUCER … ?
IT IS SELF PUBLISHING …
U PUT IN … ALL D WORK URSELF …
EVERY DETAIL …
UPTO RESIZING … ALBUM COVERS/IMAGES …  PERFECTLY … PERFECTLY …
TO FIT THEIR … PUBLISHING REQUIREMENTS/DESCRIPTION …
B4 UPLOADING … & … OTHER REQUIREMENTS …
ALL  … ?  … MUST BE ACCURATE …
WITH STEADY COMMUNICATIONS … VIA E-MAIL …
NO PHONE NO. … NO CALLS … ?  … VIA E-MAIL … TO MAKE SURE …
U ARE ON POINT …
HISS  !
EVEN WITH ALL THESE … THEY STILL … CAN NOT DO IT …
NAH !

*SO DAT’S PART OF IT …
NOW … DAT IMPOSTOR … ?
WHATEVER COUNTRY … HE CAME FROM … ?
ON TOP MY BIZ … ?  … IS MY SLAVE …
NO REMEDY …
ELSE … HE WILL PAY … FOR ALL THESE EMBARRASSMENTS …
HELL YEAH !

*IMAGINE … ?
IF … IN D U.S. … ?  … U FLASH UM …
THEY CALL U BACK … ?
YEAH !
SO … DAT CRAZY ASS IMPOSTOR … ?  … IS MY SLAVE …
WORD …

*NAH !  … I CAN’T TAKE IT EASY …
I ALSO KNOW … HOW TO BE … A MEDIOCRE …
I WON’T HAVE DISTURBED MYSELF …
BUT TO WORK … EXTRA-ORDINARILY … & … THEN HAVE … IDLE MINDS …
DAT CAN’T … EVEN AFFORD MY ALBUM … ?
TALK ABOUT MY AFFAIRS … IS NOT ACCEPTABLE 
HELL NO !

*NOW … D SHOUTING ON RAP SONGS … IS WHAT …
THEY CALL HARD CORE RAP …
IF DAT’S D MADNESS … ? 
THEY ARE FOOLS … MEDIOCRES … & … DO NOT …
UNDERSTAND RAP … OR … RAP ENGLISH …
AI … YEAH !
THEN … WHEN ON MY WEBSITE … ?
U LOWER … D VOLUME OF UR COMPUTER … OR …
PAUSE/STOP … D SONG …
AI … YEAH !

*IF UR DOOR IS DAMAGED … CHANGE D LOCKS …

*WHY WILL DAT FOOL/IMPOSTOR … BE CLAIMING OKERE CHEDDAR … ?
IS HE MAD … ? 
HE IS VERY MAD …
YEAH !
U PPL ARE VERY FUNNY … LIKE …
AN AFRICAN  … CAN NOT EXCEL … ?
DAMN !
NO WONDER … THEY ARE SUFFERING …

*AM I  … LOOKING FOR D LIGHT … OR … THEY …
ARE LOOKING FOR ME … ?
HISS !
DULLARD …

*DO U LIKE MY WORK … ?
ARE U EYEING MY WORK … ?
DO U THINK … U CAN HANDLE IT … ?
FAKE DOCTOR …
U MUST BE STUPID …
YEAH ! 
HA !  HA  !  HA !

*I AM LESS BUSY …
LIKE FINISHED … MY WORK AT HAND …
DAT’S WHY I HAVE TIME … TO WATCH GIRLS …
NEEDED FOR POSSIBLY … A … ?
OR … ARE U STILL THINKING … U CAN STEAL MY WORK SKILLS … ?
HISS !

*WHAT ELSE … ?
MY NEXT ALBUM IS READY …
WHAT ELSE … ?

*I DON’T HAVE A CAR … FOR WHAT … ?
FOR WHAT … ?
YEAH !
FOR WHAT … ?
HA  !  HA !  HA !
ARE U ME … ?
SO WHY ARE U BOTHERED … ?
NOT LIKE … THEY CAN EVEN AFFORD … MY CHOICE CARS …
STUPIDS …

*WHEN U … HIT IT BIG …
DAT’S FINAL …
WHAT ELSE … ?
U LEAVE … POOR THOUGHTS … & … POOR MINDED PPL …
ALONE …
WHAT ELSE … ?
HA !  HA !  HA  !

*4.1.9  … ?
U WILL TELL ME … WHO DEFRAUDED WHO … ?
IDIOTS …

*CONTINUE … HATING ON ME …
LET’S   SEE … WHICH SMALL BUSINESS …
WILL GROW IN NIGERIA …
IN A … LESS LEGAL CONSCIOUS SOCIETY …
HISS !

*FAKE WIFE … IF ALREADY  CLAIMING …
TO BE … MARRIED TO OKERE CHEDDAR … OR … FORMERLY CHIDINDU HANS  … ?
NOT … THEIR KING …
TOO … NEITHER …
AI … YEAH !
NAH !  … WE NEVER EVEN HAD SEX … OR … CAN HAVE SEX …
WHAT DOES … UR BLOOD SISTER … MEAN BY DIRTY … ?
ANIMAL/IMBECILE  
THEN … I HAVE … BEEN THERE SINCE …
THEY ONLY NOW … JUST REALIZED …
CHECK D DATES …
UR ROYAL FAKENESS …
ENEMY OF PROGRESS …
MY  ENEMY ACQUAINTANCES  
HISS !

*NAH !  … I DON’T KNOW … D PSYCHIATRIC DOCTOR …
HE/SHE LOOKS LIKE A PSYCHO HIMSELF/HERSELF …
HA !  HA !  HA !

*NAH !  … I CAN NOT … INTRODUCE U TO … ANYBODY …
BUT MYSELF … YEAH !
COS … I DON’T TRUST UM …
THEY ARE ALL LIARS …
YEAH !
VERY MANNERLESS …
YEAH !  … INDEED …

*I CAME … FOR AFRICA …
CAME FOR NIGERIA …
D REST PPL ARE SECONDARY …
I JUST MERGED … D WORLD AFFAIRS TOGETHER …
DAT’S  HOW … I LIVE MEN !
I’M   A WORLD CITIZEN …
YEAH !
HA !  HA !  HA !

*THEY WANT ME … TO COME OUT … & … START JONESING … ?
4 WHAT … ?
AFTER ALL MY HARDWORK … ?
HISS !
I AM ONLY … ONE WITH MYSELF FOR NOW …
PERIOD …
THEY SHOULD SHUT UP !
MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESSES …
I AM NOT … A VOTED IN/PUBLIC … OFFICER …
AI … YEAH !

*DAMN !   … THEY WERE ALL RICH B4 ME … ?
I CAN STILL REMEMBER … ?
SO … WHY IS MY OWN MONEY ….
DISTURBING UM … ?
HISS !

*IF … THEY DON’T LIKE DARKNESS …
THEY SHOULD ALL STOP …
HAVING SEX IN D NIGHT … AT DARK …
YEAH !  … FOOLS

*THEY SAID … I AIN’T GETTING NO FIGURES …
U ALL … ARE FINISHED …
YEAH !
ALL THOSE ARE FAKE ORDERS …
DAT’S A FEMALE’S COMMENT …
LOOKING 4 SEX … ONLY …
HA !  HA !  HA !
REAL FOOL …

*FAKE WIFE JOY …
FAKE WIFE  LINDA …
FAKE WIFE  ESTHER …
HA !  HA !  HA !
ALL THIEVES …
UR FATHER … & … MOTHER … ARE ENEMIES 
PLOTTING EVIL  … AGAINST UMSELVES …
U SUPPORT THEIR LIES … ?
U ARE SUPPORTING FIGHT … & … VIOLENCE …
YEAH !
IF THEY HAD MEMORY LOSS … OR … MADNESS … ?
I DID NOT …
UR ILLUMINATI … FAKE ORDERS …
DOES NOT CONCERN ME …
I DISS ANYBODY … ANYBODY …
DAT’S NOT REASONABLE …
THEY KNOW ME … ?
THEY DON’T KNOW U …
WE ARE NOT … IN D SAME INDUSTRY …
PERIOD …
ENTERTAINMENT …

*FAKE MOM/DAD … YEAH !
PLAYER HATER … PLAYER HATER …
IT SOUNDS STRANGE … BUT IT IS … WHAT IT IS …
U CAN’T UNDERSTAND ME … DON’T MEAN U ARE ALRIGHT … ?
HA !  HA !  HA !

*SCHOOL … OR … NO SCHOOL …
U CAN NOT … OUT RAP/OUT WRITE/OUT THINK … ME …
MORE LATER …
DAT’S  WHY … I AM … D BIGGEST BOSS …
YEAH !
HA !  HA !  HA !

*SOCIAL SCIENTIST  … ?
ONLINE/OFFLINE … SOCIAL SCIENTIST …
NO TIME … REALLY … FOR RED CARPETS … OR … ANY CARPET …
NAH !

*THEY SHOULD ASK ME …
DIRECTLY … & … STOP LYING TO D PUBLIC …
OR … ARE U ALL …
DEAF … & … DUMBS … ?
HA !  HA !   HA !

*SOCIAL SCIENTIST … ?
OH !  … THEY THOUGHT … I WAS … TALKING ENTERTAINMENT … ?
NAH !  … SCIENCE … REAL SCIENCE …
DULLARDS …

*I HAVE BEEN AROUND …
I BEEN AROUND D WORLD …
YEAH !  … FOR REAL …

*I DON’T NEED … AN EXTERNAL/INTERNAL  BODY …
TO TALK ABOUT … MY BUSINESS/MENTAL STATUS …
ALL MY WORK COLLEAGUES …
TAKE ORDERS FROM ME …
SO … ?
HISS !
YEAH !
AS ALWAYS … NOT TODAY …

OKERE CHEDDAR 


INTERNET FRAUDSTERS ...

*ALL FRAUDSTERS … ON THE INTERNET  
ARE VERY …  VERY …  DUMB …
DON'T HAVE A BRAIN …
  

*SUMMER TIMES … I WONDER …
 HOW THEY GET THEIR VICTIMS …







*ALL THEY KNOW … & … TALK ABOUT IS …
  

*HEY!  … MR/MRS …

*I'M THE CEO …  I'M THE BANK MANAGER …  

*I'M THE FUNDS MANAGER …  I'M AN ORPHAN …
  
*I'M A WIDOW …  I'M A REFUGEE …
  
BLA!  BLA!  BLA!  BLA!
  
*I HAVE FUNDS … I WANNA TRANSFER …
  
*I HAVE FUNDS    I WANNA TRANSFER …

* I HAVE FUNDS …  I WANNA TRANSFER …
  
*YOU JUST WON A LOTTO …

*CONTACT OUR PAY OUT BANK …

*CONTACT OUR COURIER COMPANY 
  
*YOU JUST WON A GOVERNMENT GRANT …
  
*POVERTY ALLEVIATION GRANT …

* HELLO!     I'M SORRY …
 I STILL FIGURE  
 THAT THE DUMBEST  … & … MOST STUPID HUMANS ON EARTH …
 ARE FRAUDSTERS … THEY SUCK!
 I STILL WONDER …  REALLY WONDER!  
 HOW THEY … GET THEIR VICTIMS …
  

*ANYBODY …  THAT HAS … A BUSINESS PLATFORM …
BUT DECIDES  … TO PLAY WITH …
HIS/HER  BUSINESS  
IS THE DUMBEST … & ... IS MORE STUPID …
THAN THESE FRAUDSTERS …
WORD ! ! ! !


*THEN THESE FRAUDSTERS  … TALK ABOUT PERCENTAGES … ?
 OK!  … SOME PEOPLE … HAVE NOT SEEN MONEY BEFORE –
OH! … OK !  … OK ! …
 NO WONDER. …
BE WISE …  BE STREET ORIENTATED 
BE STREET WISE …
YEAH ! ! ! !

Sunday 23 September 2012

D ILLITERATIS OF … D WORLD/AFRICA/NIGERIA … WITH ... “ NO FUTURE AMBITION “ ….



OCASE …
SOCIAL SCIENTIST …
ON  FIELD SURVEY …
WORLD CITIZEN …


*AN ILLITERATE …
DOES NOT KNOW …
AT ALL … AT ALL …
THEN … AN IGNORANT … LITERATE/ILLITERATE … IS A MADNESS SYNDROME …
YEAH !

*A PEACE … LOVER IS NEVER MAD …

*I HAVE BEEN AROUND …
AHAN !  AHAN !
I BEEN AROUND D WORLD …
YEAH !  … FOR REAL …


























 UNCIVILTY/PRIMITIVITY






YEAH !  … COMMONLY FOUND MADNESS IN HUMANS …

*DO NOT WISH PPL MADNESS … IT IS WRONG …
VERY WRONG …

*THEN … TERMINAL MADNESS/MENTAL RETARDNESS  … IS INSTANT/PERMANENT …
DAT’S SPIRITUAL/FROM BIRTH  … & … HAS NO … IN BETWEEN NORMALCY …
THEIR BRAIN … IS TOTALLY ABNORMAL …
CAN NOT EVEN … TAKE CARE OF UMSELVES …
NOT PPL WISHING U MAD … OR … SOMEONE GIVING FAKE ORDERS …
PLOTTING UR DOWN FALL …
RUBBISH … OR … HATRED …
HISS !

*ALSO … THEY CAN’T EVEN …
 REPLY ALL UR QUESTIONS … OR … MANAGE A BUSINESS …
SO … IF THEY DON’T … HAVE A BUSINESS … OR … HAND WORK …
ONLY THEN … CAN U SUSPECT MADNESS …
A RETARD IS DEFINED BELOW …
AI … YEAH !

*SAYING … THERE IS NOTHING LIKE WSIDOM … OR … BEING ADEPT …
IN ANY PROFESSION/CAREER … ONE CHOOSES FOR UMSELVES …
IS MEDIOCRITY …

*A GENERATIONAL CURSE … BY ME …
CAN BE IN ANY FORM …
TERMINAL MADNESS … IS PART OF IT …
SUCH PPL … ARE RETARDS …
REAL RETARDS …
THEIR BRAINS … ARE SLOW IN THINKING … OR … ASSIMILATING …
OR PROCESSING AN IMAGE … OR … INFORMATION …
REGISTERED … OR … INTRODUCED TO THEIR …
MEDULLA OBLONGATA …
AI … YEAH !

*EVERY … MENTALLY ILL/INSANE/MAD PERSON …
HAS  “ TRACES “  OF DOWN SYNDROME …
YEAH !

*THEN … A RETARD/TERMINALLY … MAD/MENTALLY ILL …
“ HAS “ DOWN SYNDROME …
DAT’S WHAT … THEY LOOK LIKE ONLINE …
UR MENTAL STATE … OF HEALTH …
COULD BE FROM BIRTH … OR … VIA AFFLICTIONS/INFLICTIONS …
AI … YEAH !

*I LAUGH A LOT … COS …
U ALL … ARE VERY FUNNY …
LIKE ME … GOING TO DRAG SHIRT …
WITH A RENOWNED … SOCCER STAR … OR … SPORTS ENTERTAINER …
IT IS VERY FUNNY …
YEAH !
VERY … VERY FUNNY …


*I HAVE MADE ALL MOVES … TO KNOW WHAT THEY WANT …
OR … WHAT THEIR PROBLEMS … OR DOUBTS ARE …
YET !  … THEY ARE ALL … TALKING RUBBISH …
HISS !


*FAKE WIFE/THOUGHTS SYNDROME … ESTHER’S MADNESS …
IF U CLAIM …TO BE MARRIED … TO ME … I AM NOT YET AWARE …
COME BREAK IT DOWN FOR ME …

*FAKE NEIGHBOURS  SYNDROME … COCKROACH’S/RAT’S  MADNESS …

*RAZZ ILLITERATES  … FRENEMIES … BABCOCK’S MADNESS …
CAN U …  PUT ON TIE … ON A POLO SHIRT … ?
U ARE VERY STUPID … A MEDIOCRE …
HA !  HA !  HA !

*SMELLING ILLITERATES … POOR HYGIENE …
DID NOT WASH HER HANDS … HAS 2/TWO SHITTING KIDS …
DAMN ! … SHITTING KIDS’ MADNESS …
HA !  HA ! HA !
TOOK MY SHIT … TO … ?
HA !  HA !  HA !
SHIT IN RAP MEANS … A THING … OR … ITEM …
U ARE TALKING ABOUT …
HA !  HA !  HA !

*BEGGING ILLITERATES  … VIVIAN’S MADNESS

*GIRL POWER/RUN D WORLD … SHEILA’S MADNESS …

*4.1.9 ILLITERATES … HELEN’S MADNESS …

*FAILURE ILLITERATES … ISAAC’S MADNESS …

*POOR/PAUPER ILLITERATES … VALENTINE’S MADNESS …

*COMMON/ORDINARY ILLITERATES … PRESIDENT’S MADNESS …

*PSYCHIATRIC ILLITERATES … FAKE DOCTORS MADNESS …
IT IS … WHAT IT IS …

*OSU/BUSH/VILLAGE/AFRICAN ILLITERATES … CULTURAL/TRADITIONAL MADNESS …

*UNRULY ACQUAINTANCES ILLITERATES    INFERIORITY MADNESS …

*SIBLING RIVALRY ILLITERATES    WOMB/INHERITANCE MADNESS …


 REPLIES/DEFINITIONS … FOR ALL … OKERE CHEDDAR’S  … CRITICS …

*ZERO CITIZENS …
*WRONG COUNTY/SUCKER CITY …
*WRONG COUNTRY …
*POOR GOVERNANCE …
*POOR NATION …
*JEALOUS STUPID FRIENDS …
*RELIGIOUS HYPOCRITES …
*SIMPLETON PARENTS …
*SLAVE SHEILA …
*WEAK PRESIDENTS …
*DEVIL ILLUMINATI …
*MEDIOCRES
*SAVAGES
*UNCIVILITY
*NO HAND WORK

*YES ! … THEY ALL … WENT TO SCHOOL … JUST SO …
THEY DON’T CALL UM … ILLITERATES 
NOT TO STUDY … AT ALL …
“ IGNORANT LITERATES  “ …
A PART TIME SCHOOL … ?
HISS !  

* THEN … YES !  … I KNOW …
I WENT TO HER HOUSE … BUT … CAN NOT REMEMBER …
WHAT ELSE HAPPENED … COS I WAS INTOXICATED …
DAT’S NOT MADNESS …
HELL NO !

* I AM … A SCIENCE STUDENT …
I AM WELL READ …
LEARNED …
 YEAH !


*NO KNOWLEDGE … FOR ME … IS EVER LOST …
I PUT UM … IN GOOD USE …
AI  … YEAH !
YAH’LL FALL BACK … LISTEN … & … LEARN …
AI  … YEAH !

*IF U WANT ... MY FINAL RESULTS ...
AS REGARDS ... D PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES ... OF A RETARD ...
THOSE CONNECTED ... WITH DAT ...
WILL HAVE ... TO PAY FOR IT ...
DAT'S PROFESSIONALISM ...
AI ... YEAH !