KING
CHEDDAR’S … LAWS OF … ASSOCIATION/RELATIONSHIP
*KING CHEDDAR’S … SEX
ORIENTATION … IS STRAIGHT …
*KING CHEDDAR …
PREFERS … LESBIANS …
*IN AFRICAN/NIGERIAN
CONTEXT … D GIRLS …
I CAN’T HAVE SEX WITH …
COULD BE LIKENED …
TO
OSUES/OSUS …
*YEAH ! … I KNOW … D GIRLS … SHIT … BUT …
I DON … DO NOT … NEVER … WANT TO SMELL …
THEIR
SHIT/MESS … OR … WASTE PRODUCTS …
NEVER …
YAH’LL NOTE DAT …
*GIRLS … I ASSOCIATE
WITH … MUST NOT BE DIRTY/UNKEMPT …
IN PUBLIC …
*GIRLS … I ASSOCIATE
WITH … MUST NOT ROB/STEAL …
IN PUBLIC …
* GIRLS … I ASSOCIATE
WITH … WILL ONLY TAKE DRUGS …
I APPROVE OF …
* GIRLS … I ASSOCIATE
WITH … MUST BE … BUSINESS ORIENTED …
*FAKE/SELF ACCLAIMED
… WIVES/GIRLFRIENDS/BIZ PARTNERS …
ARE UNLAWFULLY … USING
ME … TO GET FAME …
THEIR COMMENTS … ARE
NOT ACCREDITED BY ME …
AT ALL … AT ALL …
*I HAVE … ALWAYS BEEN
TOUGH/STERN …
WITH MY MODES OF
OPERATION …
AS EVER … & … STILL REMAIN CALM … & … COLLECTED
…
BUT … IF U OFFEND/DISTURB ME …
I REACT … NOT A BOY …
PREGNANCY … ?
YEAH !
*U MUST NOT … LISTEN
TO ANY OTHER OPINION …
IN PLACE OF MINE …
COS … WHEN HE
THREATENS UM/THEM … ?
THEY WON’T CALL HIM
WEAK …
THEY WILL SAY MAD …
SO … DO NOT LISTEN …
TO ANY OTHER OPINION …
OVER MINE …
YEAH !
*D CHAIRMAN … ME … CAN
ALSO … RAISE MONEY …
FOR HIS BUSINESS …
ANYHOW HE WANTS … LEGALLY …
AI … YEAH !
*UR/YOUR … EVIL
PRAYERS/DOS … IS NOT …
ALLOWED …
U ALL … SHOULD GROW
UP /UPGRADE UR THOUGHTS …
AI … YEAH !
*ANY … UNWANTED PERSONS/INTRUDER …
SHALL BE TREATED …
LIKE AN ARMED ROBBER …
*KING CHEDDAR … IS AN
INDIVIDUAL …
SUPPOSED/ALLEGED/DISTANT/LOST
… RELATIVES …
STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS …
AI … YEAH !
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*HAVE ALOT OF MONEY UNPAID ...
AS AN INTELLECTUAL ...
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I SAY TO UM ...
THEY ARE ALL ILLITERATES ...
YEAH !
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