I AM ... A RECORDING ARTIST ...

  *  I AM A RECORDING ARTIST … & … A WRITER …

DAT’S MY JOB …

ALL THESE TALKS … ARE FOR   … OUT OF COURT …. OR … PROBLEM SHOOTING …

OR … WHAT U MIGHT CALL … AN OUTLOOK … OR … PRELIMINARY …

NOT A JOB … I DO IT … TO UPDATE… MY CUSTOMERS/FANS …

NOBODY …  TOLD ME  … TO DO IT …

IT IS ALL … PART OF … OKERE CHEDDAR’S … BUSINESS MODULES …

UNSEEN … OR … UNHEARD OFF …

AI … YEAH !

*ALSO … COS … I AM … PARALEGAL …

NOT A PASTOR … OR … PREACHER …

HELL NO !

FOR MY FANS/CUSTOMERS  … NOT ENEMIES … OR … INGRATES …

OR … FOOLS … OR … FAILURES …

LOOKING … FOR WHERE TO … ADVERTISE THEIR MEDIOCRITY …

NAH !

*NOW … UR GENERATION … SHUT UP !

YEAH !

TELL ILLUMINATI … SHUT UP !

LIKE … ILLUMINATI … SHUT UP …

YEAH !  … ILLUMINATI RAZZ … ARMED ROBBERS …

SMELLING … LIKE CRAP … OR … FRANKLIN’S DUDU …

E.T.C  …

 *UR SO CALLED TERRORISTS … OR … MUSLIM EXTREMISTS  …

ALSO … BELIEVE IN GOD … & … MARTYRDOM … ALOT …

DAT’S WHAT … THEY ARE DOING …

THEY BELIEVE  … THEY WILL GO TO HEAVEN … DAT WAY …

SO … U NEED TO … UNDERSTAND ALL DIS …

OR … GET AN EXPERT … NOT ASSUMING …

U ARE OLDER IN AGE … OR … U KNOW …

IF … U ARE NOT … EXPERIENCED … OR … WELL READ IN DAT FIELD …

BLAH !  

*SO … IT IS … THEIR RELIGIOUS BELIEF …

THEY CALL IT … A HOLY WAR …

U NEED TO … KNOW ALL DIS …

B4 … U CAN HANDLE … SUCH SITUATIONS …

AI …YEAH !

*RELIGION … FOR ME … IS TO …

SEEK FOR … HIGHER/SPIRITUAL POWERS … IN TIMES …

WHEN  HUMANS … CAN’T HANDLE … A PHYSICAL SITUATION …

EVERYTHING … IS BASED ON … ?

NOT PHYSICAL …

*YEAH !  … THEY SHOULD DECIDE …

WHAT DAT PROGRAMME … ON SATELLITE TV … IS FOR … QUICKLY …

WHO THEY PAID … & … WHAT FOR … ?

COS … IT IS … NOT MAKING SENSE … TO ME …

ANY MORE …

*MY LAWS … ARE FOR ME …

IF … U BREAK MY LAWS …

I WILL SHOW U … WHERE …

I WROTE IT DOWN …

 YEAH !

U WATCH ME … EVERYDAY … RIGHT … ?

RIGHT …

*IF … I DON’T KNOW U … ?

I DON’T KNOW U …

U SHUT UP !

YEAH !

RUBBISH …

*THEY … SUCH …

ARE ALL BUSH PPL … SAVAGES …

THEY DON’T KNOW …

THEIR SO CALLED VILLAGES … OR … HOME TOWNS …

IN THEIR NATIONAL STATES …

HAVE CITIES … & … THOSE VILLAGES …

ARE LOCAL GOVERNMENTS … AS THEY HAVE …

IN LAGOS … FOOLS …

SO … LOCAL GOVERNMENTS … NOT VILLAGE …

ILLITERATES …

YEAH !  … JONESING …

*NOTE … D PPL’S NAME … INSULTING ME THERE …

ALL OF UM …

LET’S SEE … WHAT HAPPENS …

YEAH !

*IT IS … NOT MY FAULT …

AS TIME WENT ON … I GREW BIGGER …

THAN D UNIVERSITIES … & … FOUND UM … NOT CREDIT WORTHY …

TO ASSESS MY KNOWLEDGE …

DAT’S WHAT IT IS … COS OF … TOO MANY … IRREGULARITIES …

BUT … THEY STILL REMAIN … VERY RELEVANT …

FOR  U ALL … TO GET A CAREER …

YEAH !

*THEN NAH !  … D GIRLS … DAT WANT ME …

AT ALL COST … THINK … I AM  …

CALLING … OR … TREATING UM … LIKE OSUS …

OUTCASTS … OR … CAN’T SLEEP WITH AT ALL …

UNTOUCHABLES …

DAT’S WHY … THEY ARE … ALL TALKING RUBBISH …

BUT NAH !  … THEY SHOULD ACT RIGHT … OR … IMPRESS …

1^ST …

*YEAH !  … I KNOW U ARE … TALKING TO ME …

BUT … I AM … TELLING UR … FATHER … & … MOTHER …

IN UR VILLAGE … OR … CITIES …

LIKEWISE …

YEAH !

*MUMUNI … HOW U DOING … ?

I RAISE … MY OWN FUNDS … MYSELF …

U DON’T GO … TO SIT … ON MY JOB …

OWN LIVELIHOOD … TALKING RUBBISH … ?

THEN … STILL BE ASKING … WHAT WORK I DO …

HISS !

HOW MUCH … I WAS … LOANED …  OR  … LOANED OUT … ?

IS NOBODY’S BUSINESS …

HELL NO !

UR FATHER … & … MOTHER …

FAILURES … & … OSU …

YEAH !

*NAH !  … ONLY D GIRLS … ARE OSU …

IN SUCH SCENARIOS … WITH CLEAN SPIRITS …

THEIR MALE CHILDREN … ARE NWOSU …

YEAH !

MEANING …  CHILD OF D … OSU …

*ME … D HIGH PRIEST …

YEAH ! … IS NOT … IN D LEAGUE … OF OSUS …

NAH !

*THEN … ANY GIRL … WITH BAD MANNERS …

I TREAT LIKE AN OSU …

SHOULD KNOW … THEY HAVE EVIL/UNCLEAN SPIRITS …

DISTURBING UM …

YEAH !  … DAT’S WHY ….

*NAH !  … D OSUS … & … NWOSUS … WITH CLEAN SPIRITS …

WORK … FOR D HIGH PRIEST …

YEAH !  … IN OLDEN TIMES …

NOT REALLY OUTCASTS …

THEY WERE BUSY/DEDICATED …  DOING JUST DAT …

NOT OUTCASTS … NAH !

*SO … NOW U SEE … D CHECK OPTION …

PAID OFF …                                                           

FOR DIRECT DEPOSIT … ?

DAT IDIOT … WOULD HAVE SWITCHED … D BANK ACCOUNT …

VERY BIG CRIMINAL … & … D SAME REASON WHY …

I KNEW … I HAD TO VISIT … A GROUND LOCATION …

TO OPEN AN ACCOUNT …

IT IS NO JOKE …

HISS !

EVERYTHING … IS OLD AGE … FOR UM …

HISS !

*ANY DIRT … OR CARICATURE … THEY MAKE WITH MY PHOTO …

IS AN EDITING SOFTWARE …

THEY … ARE TESTING … THEIR SOFTWARE …

WITH KING CHEDDAR …

STUPIDS …

*COUNTY … NOT VILLAGE … AFRICANS …

DULLARDS …

*NAH !  … I DON’T BELONG … TO D MARINE KINGDOM …

IF … U KNOW ABOUT DAT …

NOT AN OUTCAST … NEITHER …

I  STILL … WILL LISTEN … TO THEIR PLIGHTS …

YEAH !

DAT’S WHY … I AM HERE …

NOT RELIGION … HELL NO !

RELIGION … IS PRIVATE/PERSONAL …

YEAH !

*BY D WAY …

SUMMER MADNESS … MEANS  …

SUMMER RUSH … LIKE …

WANTING TO SHOP … & … HAVE FUN …

GO ON VACATIONS … & … ALL DAT …

DAT’S SUMMER’S MADNESS … NOT ME …

NAH !

*ALL THOSE … UR ADVICE …

ON LOVE … & … RELATIONSHIP … IS … WAYWARDNESS …

OR  … POVERTY …

ELITES … DON’T DO … ALL DAT …

ESPECIALLY … IF D WOMAN … IS USEFUL …

AI … YEAH !

*NAH !  … THEY ARE LOOKING … FOR ME …

THEY PROMISED … U PPL MADNESS …

NOT ME … 

*I AM … SELF EMPLOYED … SELF EMPLOYED …

IN AN ENVIRONMENT … FILLED WITH UNEMPLOYMENT …

WITH INTENTIONS … OF CREATING MORE JOBS …

ALL … OR … ANY ATTEMPT … OUT OF ENVY … JEALOUSY …

OR … INCOMPETENCE … TO GIVE US STRINGENT WORKING CONDITIONS …

WILL BE REBUFFED … STERNLY …

YEAH !

MONEY … IS NOT EDIBLE … D MEDIOCRES …

WORRIED ABOUT  … HOW MUCH MONEY I GOT …

SHOULD GROW UP …

I TELL UM … THEY ARE ALL LADS …

I AM NOT … A PUBLIC OFFICER …

I AM ONLY DEDICATED TO MY HUSTLE … & … FANS/CUSTOMERS ...

AI … YEAH !

D REST PPL SHOULD EITHER … COPY … & … FOLLOW …

OR  BUY SHARES … WHEN AVAILABLE …

PERIOD …

WE HAVE BEEN WORKING … ON LOCATING A PERMANENT SITE …

SINCE ….

*D HAPPY GO LUCKY … OR … CAVALIER ATTITUDE …

BEING PUT UP BY ELECTED LEADERS …

IS NOT DEMOCRACY …

AI … YEAH !

*NAH !  … I LOVE D DEVIL …

DOES NOT MEAN … I AM …

A DEVIL … OR … D DEVIL …

NAH !

DAT’S ILLITERACY …

YEAH !

*YEAH !  … THEIR HOUSEHOLD … NOT ME … OR … U …

IS SMELLING … LIKE A SEPTIC TANK …OR … CESS POOL …

TELL HER … TO SHUT UP !

SHE IS VERY UGLY … TO ME  … BAD MANNERS …

I DON’T SEE … OR … NEED HER/THEIR HOUSEHOLD …

AT ALL …

STOP COMMENTING … ON DAT WEBSITE …

GO FACE UR BUSINESS …

SHUT UP !

*I CAME … FROM … D BOTTOM … OF D LADDER …

SO … I AM … NOT SELFISH … IN ANY WAY …

AT ALL …

*HATRED … CAN NEVER …

BE CARING … OR … LOVE …

HELL NO !

*U ARE … AN ILLITERATE …

ELSE … U WILL KNOW …

HOW TO … DO THINGS PROPERLY …

YEAH !

NOT TRYING … TO BE A STAR CELEB …

WITH NO TALENT …

JUST COS … U THINK … U KNOW ME …

SHUT UP ! 

YEAH !

*RAP ETHICS …

NAH !  … U CAN’T STAMMER/STUTTER … IN RAP …

IT IS … NOT ALLOWED …

U … RETAKE D SENTENCE/PHRASE …

AI … YEAH !

SO NOW … SHUT UP !

*NAH ! … IT IS NOT BEING HIGH …

OR … HOT YAM … IN MY MOUTH …

IT IS CALLED WORD PLAY … OR … SLURRING …

PLUS … CONTINUOUS TALKING … IN A COLD FREEZING WEATHER …

THEN … DAT’S MY ACCENT …

IT … CAN NOT CHANGE …

I TALK FAST …

DAT’S HOW … I TALK NATURALLY …

YEAH !

*THEY … ARE NOT INTO … MUSIC … OR … RAP …

OR … ENTERTAINMENT …

NEITHER … ARE THEY FANS/CUSTOMERS …

THEM ALL … SHOULD STOP … TALKING … FOR ME …

I AM … NOT MJ … OR … D REST …

FOLKS DON’T LIKE ENTERTAINMENT …

THEY ... ONLY GAVE ME A LOAN …

*WHEN … U PPL … ARE READY …

TELL ME …

I WILL HELP … WITH D INVESTIGATION … OF MY IMPOSTORS …

MADNESS … OR … INSANITY … OR … INCOHERENCE … OR MEMORY LOSS …

ON MY PART …

SHOULD BE RULED OUT …

D FACT DAT … I LOOK YOUNG … DOES NOT MAKE ME …

A KID … HELL NO !

COS … WHILE THEY WERE WORKING … ?

I WAS … ALSO WORKING …

YEAH !

*IT IS … MY OWN … PRIVATE BUSINESS …

MY SUPPOSED FOLKS … CAN NOT …

DELIBERATE ON IT …

ELSE … THEY PAY …

D EXACT MONEY …

THEY ARE OFFERING ME …

DAT’S DAT …

*NOW … AFTER … SERIALLY LYING … TO D PUBLIC …

THEY SHOULD NOT … ACT AS PARENTS FOR ME … AGAIN …

COS … FURTHER DEALINGS … WITH UM …

ON MY BEHALF …

WILL BE REGARDED … AS A FRAUD … OR … 4.1.9  …

AI … YEAH !

I DO NOT … HAVE PARENTS IN BUSINESS …

ONLY COMPETITORS … ADVERSARIES … & … FANS/CUSTOMERS …

*A DROP OUT … SPENT ONLY …

1 … OR … 2 … SESSIONS …  IN D UNIVERSITY …

BUT  … I … OKERE CHEDDAR …

READ … FOR 7 SESSIONS … IN D UNIVERSITY …

SCIENCE COURSES …

I HAVE … SAID DIS BEFORE …

PLUS … FURTHERMORE … READ/STUDIED ONLINE …

MY CURRENT HUSTLE … ENTERTAINMENT …

SO … I AM … MORE LEARNED …

THAN … ANY … SO CALLED … DROP OUT

*I LEFT … D UNIVERSITY …

COS … I WAS DONE … FED UP …

HAD IT UP … TO WHERE I COULD  NOT TOLERATE …

ALL D IRREGULARITIES … I NOTICED …

NOBODY SHOULD ASK ME … AGAIN …

I AM … A CEO NOW …

WE ALL HAVE HEADACHES …

*THEN … ENTERTAINMENT …

DEALS WITH TALENT …

D SO CALLED … EDUCATED PPL … WILL HANDLE BIZ FOR U …

IF U CAN’T …

AI … YEAH !

SO YAH’LL SHUT UP !

UR FOLKS … WERE SUPPOSE TO … BE D PPL …

I TOLD ABOUT MY DEALINGS … BUT NOW …

HAVE TURNED OUT … TO BE HATERS …

TELLING ME … I DID NOT SUFFER ENOUGH …

TO WANT TO … BECOME RICH AT A YOUNG AGE …

BUT THEY FORGET … THEY WERE POOR PARENTS …

I STILL WONDER HOW HUMANS REASON …

SUPPOSED PARENTS THOUGH …

IT IS NOT EASY … TO BE A CHIEF JUDGE …

AI … YEAH !

NAH !  NOT 1 IN VIEWS …

HELL NO !

I AM … A WORLD CITIZEN …

*THERE ARE … SO MANY THINGS …

A REPUTABLE MAN … CAN NEVER DO …

LIKE NOT ASSOCIATING … WITH STUPID PPL …

OR … PPL … DAT ARE NOT PRODUCTIVE … OR … REASONABLE …

STEAL FROM WHO … ?  … WHO … ?

HISS !

*OH !  … THEY SAID … BABIES … DON’T SEE …

WHEN THEY ARE NEWLY BORN … WITH THEIR EYES OPEN … ?

NAH !

UR BRAIN … HAS TO PROCESS … WHAT U SEE …

YEP !

B4 … IT MAKES SENSE …

*DAT’S WHY … D BLIND … CAN ALSO … DETECT  …

WITH THEIR TOUCH … OR … HEARING …

YEAH !

*DAT’S UM … ?

DAT’S HOW … THEY TOOK OVER D INDUSTRY …

LIKE … THEY GAVE D ARTISTS … TALENT …

OR … MAKE UM A SUCCESS … BUT NAH !

THEY JUST DISTURB UM …

DAT’S ALL …

DON’T TELL ME … ANY RUBBISH AGAIN …

IF U … THINK … I AM … A PROBLEM …

*IF … I HAD KNOWN …

I WOULD HAVE … LEFT DIS HOUSE ...

SINCE …

NOW … SEE ALL … D FAKENESS …

SURROUNDING ME …

HISS !

*THOSE DOCUMENTS … FOR D SUPPOSED MARRIAGE …

 ARE FAKE … & … THEY WON’T AGREE …

SHE … IS/WAS … NEVER …  A/MY … WIFE …

NEVER …

INCLUDING ALL OF UM … ATTACHED TO ME BY UM … FOLKS …

COS … D DOCUMENTS … ARE FAKE …

IF … THEY ARE ACTING … ANY MOVIE … ?

I AM NOT … I AM A BUSINESS … INDIVIDUAL …

AI … YEAH !

UNSERIOUS MINDED … PPL …

*THEN …  I DON’T … KEEP ARMS …

U CAN TRY CHINA … OR … NORTH KOREA …

OR … IRAN … OR … RUSSIA … & … D REST …

AI … YEAH !

*IF … THEY CAN’T  … ASK ME …

WRITING OUT ALL OF THESE … PERSONALLY …

NOBODY … SHOULD … BELIEVE UM AGAIN …

WHETHER … I AM … ADAMANT … OR … NOT …

THEY MUST BE ACTING …

*NOW … IF … DIS IS HOW …

THEY MADE UM TERRORISTS … OR … MILITANTS …

WHO THEN … IS TO BLAME … ?

I CAN’T FATHOM … U PPL  … ARE SO BIASED IN JUDGMENT …

HISS !  … MEN !  …

WHICH PPL ARE REASONABLE … ?

COS … THESE ONES … I SEE HERE … IN MY FACE …

ARE OVERWHELMED …

YEAH !

*IN BIOLOGY … THERE IS … WHAT THEY CALL …

A PHENOTYPIC … OR … GENOTYPIC … DESCRIPTION …

SO … GENOTYPICALLY … IT HAS BEEN PROVEN BY ME …

ALL WHITES … ARE SAME AS ALBINOS … NOT MADNESS …

BUT PHENOTYPICALLY … THEY ARE NOT …

AS TIME GOES ON … I WILL TELL U …

SOME OTHER THINGS …

SINCE UR HEADS … ARE LITTLE NOW …

YEAH !

*I HAVE … BEEN TRYING … TO UPGRADE UM …

BUT … IT IS OBVIOUS …  THEY PREFER …

TO REMAIN … IN D GUTTER … OR … WOODS …

YEAH !  …. HISS !

*SO … WHICH STATE EXACTLY …

DID THEY … FIND THOSE INDIANS … ?

INDIANA RIGHT … ?  …. SO DAT’S DAT …

DAT’S D ONLY PLACE … WHERE THEY FOUND THOSE INDIANS …

NOT D WHOLE U.S.  ….

SO U ALL … DON’T GET DAT TWISTED …

AI … YEAH !

*I STARTED BUSINESS IN SCHOOL …

NOW … DAT I AM SUPPOSED … TO CHILL …

THEY’RE TRYING … TO TELL ME … NOT SO FAST …

WHEN … I AM … ?

HISS !

*KING OF CHEDDARS ISLAND …

DIAMOND ENCRUSTED …

YEAH !

NOT DAT VILLAGE …

NAH !

*ALL THEIR COMMENTS … ARE NOT COHERENT …

THEY ONCE SAID … SOMEONE ELSE …

ARE PARENTS …

1^ST BORN … FOR MYSELF …

I CAN NOT MINGLE … WITH ALL THOSE MEDIOCRITY …

OR … JEALOUSY … & … ENVY …

NAH !

*THEY SHOULD COUNT ME OUT  …

KEEP UR POOR THOUGHTS … TO URSELVES …

DAT  MONEY IS TOO SMALL …

TOO SMALL … FOR U TO THINK …

U CAN TELL ME RUBBISH ….

OUTDATED M4CKRS …

LAGOSIAN …

YEAH !

*UR PARENTS DIE … ?

AFTER DAT WHAT NEXT … ?

OR … ARE U ALL SLEEPING … ?

HISS !

*THEY WISH … I WAS MARRIED …

LIKE MARRIAGE … IS A CRITERIA … FOR BEING RESPONSIBLE …

HISS !

I KNOW … SHE WENT TO A REHAB …

BUT … DAT’S NOTHING …

I JUST DON’T LIKE LIARS …

NEITHER … DO I MARRY HOES …

SHE IS A HOE …

YEAH !

I ALWAYS KNEW …

NEVER SLEPT WITH HER … & … I DON’T HAVE SECRETS …

*D BIGGEST FOOL … ON PLANET EARTH …

D WOMAN … WITH IRREGULAR … FLOW OF BLOOD … FROM HER VAGINA …

IN UR BIBLES/HOLY BOOKS …

OLD CARGO …

ENVYING … MY SUPER MODELS … & … PORN STARS …

HOW SAD … ?

 HISS !

NO … IT IS A GIRL … NOT ONLY BOY …

HISS !

*BREACH OF TRUST …

IS VERY BAD …

YEAH !

VERY … VERY …

WHILE … THEY WERE WORKING …  I WAS WORKING TOO …

IT’S A SHAME … THEY NEVER THOUGHT …

SUCH MONEY CAN COME THEIR WAY …

YEAH !

A SHAME …

*NAH !  NOT A WASTE …

D MONEY IS … NOT THEIRS …

SO … THEY CAN’T SPEAK IN FAVOUR OF ME …

WHAT ELSE … ?

HISS !

D COUNTRY … IS A JOKE …

*U URSELF … HAVE U DROPPED $5000  … ?

SO … WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT … ?

HISS !

*NAH !  … D MONEY … ON DISPLAY …

WAS FROM …  MY OWN  POCKET …

YEAH !

ANY OTHER DESCRIPTION …

MUST BE … UM … TELLING U WHAT … OR … WHO …

THEY ARE …

*EVERY JOB … IS A BUSINESS …

I HAVE SAID DIS B4 …

D FACT DAT …

MY OWN KIND OF WORK … IS DIFFERENT … FROM UR OWN WORK …

OR … U ENVY … MY OWN KIND OF WORK …

EVEN WHEN … U CAN’T ATTEMPT IT … OR … THINK …

IT IS WAY EASY …

FOOL … UR FATHER … A GIRL … NOT ONLY BOY …

HISS !

*D REST … ALL ENVY MY STATUS … AS KING …

COS THEY KNOW … IT IS REAL …

HISS !